TheAntPharm

2009-05-09T18:06:00.005-04:00

Nintendo8.com is a great site to get your fix of some classics Nintendo games online.

2009-05-02T02:53:00.002-04:00

Fucking flying ants are owning my apartment right now. I can only do so much bug squishing in one day!

2009-05-02T00:50:00.003-04:00

I came across this neat blog today, it's called Springfield Punx. Basically a blog devoted to creating Simpsons characters from famous characters in pop culture. Really cool stuff.

2009-05-01T00:18:00.003-04:00

Stephen King's novel "The Stand" in the Marvel Universe? I am just hearing about this now, but I haven't purchased a comic book in years. I might just have to break down and buy this series, it looks too cool to pass up.

2009-04-30T09:47:00.002-04:00

The poster of this vid probably just got the code from Nintendo Power, but it gave me some nostalgic satisfaction for some reason. Also I want to apologize for being a lazy blogger.

2009-04-24T01:26:00.000-04:00

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2009-04-20T10:38:00.005-04:00

Props to X-Entertainment for all of these gems.

2009-04-19T10:40:00.002-04:00

2009-04-17T17:28:00.003-04:00

Banana Man!

If you're a fan of The Colbert Report you'll dig this. It's The ThreatDownGenerator. Wicked awesome.

Saved By The Bleep, Saved By The Bell bleeped out to the max!

As if it wasn't hard enough to get people to visit Cleveland already. This video is made of fail.

A great list of some famous overweight bad guys.

Yes, it's called Ivanabitch. I have to try this vodka, with a pickle!

YouTube Poop: Mr. Horse, rubber nipple salesmen remix.

Seriously Hulk, you understand OJ? I think the old Hulkster has finally lost his mind.

If you've checked out my blog, please leave a comment.

2009-04-17T07:42:00.002-04:00

2009-04-11T18:13:00.002-04:00

It's Easter time again, time to for one of my old favorites "The Easter Bunny Hates You"

In The 80s is a pop culture site devoted to the music, ,movies, television, fashion/fads and world events of the 1980s. It's a neat site for finding old memories.

Here's a Popular Mechanics article listing the top 10 Nerf guns of all time. It's Nerf or nothing.

Funny ass He Man shirt!

2009-04-10T20:51:00.001-04:00

Perfect Football with Mr. Perfect

2009-04-09T06:03:00.007-04:00

OBJECTION!

Bumptop-3D Desktop. Pretty friggin cool.

Lifehacker is a pretty sweet site for all you techies out there.
How to track down anyone online.

Breakit 3 is awesome!

I wish I still had this action figure:

"Load the spaceship with the rocket feul, load it with the warriors!"

2009-04-08T19:52:00.004-04:00

Intro for one of my favorite 80s sitcoms "Out of This World."

Play Bubble Bobble 2.Freakin' awesome!

If you're wondering where to shop to buy me presents for my Birthday, Christmas or any other occasion, Archie McPhee seems to have everything I'd ever need or want in life.

Mausland is a really cool site, with some cute Flash games to play around with. So check it out.

Some really cool NES mods. I guess you could do these yourself at home if you had the time and patience.

This is pretty cool. 300 Smurfs. LOL.

Pee Wee is The Luckiest Boy in the World.

2009-04-08T00:33:00.006-04:00

I'm Back!

After nearly 3 years of no posts, I've decided to revive the old AntPharm.

Bert and Ernie are gangsta! lol

Here's the trailer for the upcoming Astro Boy Movie. I always loved this character and I must say this film looks truly awesome.

I've always made a post in the past every time a new Grow game came out, so here's another one. This one is called Grow Tower, very cute and amusing little time waster.
Also you might want to check out Grow Island while you're at it.

A shout out to my buddy Amelyn. Check out her blog Atomic Brain.

If you were a fan of Earthbound for SNES, an English translation patch has been created to the sequel "Mother 3" which was only released in Japan for Gameboy Advance.

Bloons is a cute little game where you play as a monkey trying to pop balloons with darts. At Bloonsworld you can create your own levels and share them with others. Very cool.

Pee Wee's Playhouse: It won't stop squirting!

(If you're looking at this blog for the first time, sorry about all the bad links. This was 3 years ago people. That was before YouTube got bought and still had some good content)

2006-08-25T12:27:00.000-04:00

Has anybody been reading my Blog lately? I'm starting to think not. I'll just keep on posting any-damn-way.

Here's the original commercial for the Talking Pee-Wee Herman Doll. I just love the cheap Cyndi Lauper knockoff they got for the jingle.

This is how you alert aliens which interweb browser to use, prior to their landing.

The Simpsons Interactive Map of Springfield. Anything Simpsons related I come across is a must-post situation.

Dailymotion.com is a pretty cool video sharing website with users throughout the world.

Rainbowpuke.com Fans of puking rainbows rejoice!

Here's a bunch of classic 80s video games you can play if you're bored.

One of the most sexually suggestive commercials of all time, and it's for a children's game. It's Mr. Bucket mutha fucka.

2006-08-19T11:57:00.000-04:00

Yet another brilliant Grow game from Eyezmaze. This one's called grow Nano.

You know those motivational posters you often see in offices, waiting rooms and lobbys? Well here's your chance to create your very own.

The five most obviously drug-feuled TV appearances ever. After watching his 1987 Letterman appearance Crispin Glover is officially my hero.

Here's the top 34 Ralph Wiggum quotes. "My cat's breath smells like cat food" has always been my favorite.

Six very surreal Garfield comic strips that were published in October of 1989. Freaky.

2006-08-05T09:54:00.000-04:00

Tango Fruit Shoot is a fun game to waste some time with. Chuck fruit and try to cause as much damage as possible. I really enjoyed blowing up that feul tanker with watermelons.

Homer Simpson is prescribed some medicianl marijuana. "For your eyes, the best tonic is chronic"

Some preview footage from the upcoming Simpsons Movie. This was filmed illegally at The San Diego Comic Con. I can't wait.

"Fuckin' Quintanas, that creep can roll man" "Yeah but he's a pervert dude"

Bob Ross feeding a baby squirrel. It doesn't get much better than this.

Check out these crazy novelty candies. I mean c'mon how can you pass up a cool refreshsing piece of Cat Butt Gum.

More Wonder Showzen goodness. Here's 8 different entire Q&A segments.

2006-07-27T12:31:00.000-04:00

I love Wondershowzen. Here's 4 entire episodes I found on Google video.

Alien Grrrl is a pretty fun little time wasting game. I just know I'm gonna find that treasure!

Take a pug named Samson, some plastic bowling pins, a can of Pledge and a laser pointer and you've got all the necessary tools to play Pug Bowling

Another trippy animation for your asses. This one's called Big Gulp, perhaps inspired by a Big Gulp filled with Orange Crush.

Da Breakup Song. Just enter the name of the person you'd like to break up with and reasons why you're leaving them and the oh-so-talented Lady Raptastic will belt out a personalized breakup tune for you.

Have you seen those 30 second versions of movies re-enacted by animated bunnies? Well here's the Office Space version.

Here's a music video entitled Cruisin, performed by former Monkee Mike Nesmith. I'm sure you've heard it, it was a huge hit.

2006-07-21T13:09:00.001-04:00

Pee-Wiu's Shithouse. You tell me what this is all about, I'm just clueless at this point.

The 10 most ridiculous metal album covers. I have to admit to owning Poison's "Look What The Cat Dragged In" when I was a lad.

Mouse Party shows you the effects of varoius drugs on animated mice. Pretty well made, and educational.

Holy shit it's Arkanoid I remember playing this at The Ground Round a whole lot when I was younger.

Odd Statues 1 and Odd Statues 2. Where the fuck is that Optimus Prime statue because I really need to go pay it a visit.

Hey it's Peekvid. An assload of full length TV shows, cartoons and musice videos, shared illegally. Woah! Banana Splits!

David Cross on Dr. Katz talking about a southern effeminate Jesus.

2006-07-14T19:45:00.000-04:00

Completeley random: Man inserts a slice of ham into a CD player. Japanese televison never fails to amuse.

Now, I'm more of a Wendy's guy myself, but this McDonald's billboard is pretty clever.

A super closeup shot of velcro, very cool and also kinda sexy.

This game is trippy, Dragon's breath. Fly around as a dragon and shoot fireballs at shit. I like flying upsidedown.

The five basic patterns in Pac-Man needed to play every level. Computer programs are so predictible.

The Nintendo Entertainment System "Now you're playing with power" Did anyone ever have that damn robot R.O.B?

2006-07-07T13:59:00.000-04:00

New Grow game!!!

If you haven't played these games before please check this out.
They're all really fun.(Grow Cube pictured above)

2006-07-06T09:39:00.000-04:00

Check out some of these crazy Mashups. Usher vs. Little Green Bag is pretty good.

Some more insane MashUps. I'm starting to get hooked on these things, check out Ludacris vs. NIN.

This is a really cool Flash program which allows you to add your own subtitles to short video clips. Many hilarious possibilities...

This is just pure greatness, a real-life Homer Simpson going on a complete rampage.

A grid of 80s commercial loops controlled by typing various keyboard keys. Very strange, but fun to play with.

Did you know that The Bloodhound Gang created a song using nothing but Ralph Wiggum lines from The Simpsons? Haha "Go banana!"

Here's an interesting cross between The Big Lebowski and Monsters Inc. called The Big Wazowski. It starts offs slow, but believe me it's worth watching.

What the HELL??? If anyone can translate this let me know.

A funny clip from Wonder Showzen where David Cross' dying wish is to read a story to the children.

2006-06-30T14:54:00.000-04:00

Insane Japanese animation about toilet training.

All Your Base Are Belong to Us+ Snakes on a Plane= All Your Snakes Are Belong to Us

A gianormous index of full length cartoon episodes found on YouTube. Wicked awesome.

I really wish this was my fridge, just looking at this makes me thirsty.

Would you want to use this bathroom? Scary and embarassing, sorry I'll opt for a shrub outside.

The Hump is a strange little animation that managed to put me into a mild trance.

A pretty fun little game if you're bored called Roly Poly. The hedgehog is so cute.

2006-06-23T17:30:00.000-04:00

Drunk Animals!

Mmmmm I sure could go for a big bowl of Embry-o's right about now.

A great clip from Yo Gabba Gabba featuring Biz Markie, entitled Biz's Beat of the Day

Wonder Showzen is just outrageous, check out this clip where God kills himself after losing at rock, paper, scissors.

Gifdump.com has some really funny and entertaining gifs, check it out.

Some British guy tells his girlfriend to "Get the fuck out!" on live television

2006-06-10T13:35:00.000-04:00

Jamie Kennedy's Rollin With Bob Saget music video. Freakin' hilarious.

Man, do I need one of these. A motorized beer cooler you can roll around town on.

Remember Louie from MTV's The State. He's the one that wanted to dip his balls in it.

Getting beat up with a dead chihuahua has to be pretty embarassing, not to mention, like, unsanitary.

Hilary for President in 2008? I don't think so.

Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap. Oh how I have waited for this day.

More Bill Cosby goodness. The Bill Cosby Fun Game.

2006-06-02T15:20:00.001-04:00

Humans:The Earth's Parasites. Brilliant animation.

Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2 in 120 seconds. I'm not sure how accurate that death toll is.

An interesting web browsing tool called Swarm. Swarm tracks users via a firefox extension, and maps what websites they are viewing right now. Very cool.

No, I do not want to play Kancho with you.

The 50 worst beers as rated by beer drinkers on ratebeer.com. Can somebody please tell me where I can acquire some Pabst Ice.

This is the greatest song of all time. Manamana as seen on the Muppet show. Lyrics aren't really necessary.

Ever wonder how some US presidents would look in drag? Well here's your chance

2006-05-20T07:39:00.000-04:00

Check out this crazy hyperactive human beatbox.

Here's some viloent knitting art (stuffed animals basically) for you to look at.

Microwave Gorilla likes to put things in the microwave. Just look what happens to poor Barbie.

Bas Rutten is badass. Never underestimate a kick to the groin. "BANG BANG BANG!"

This was always my favorite animated short on Sesame Street growing up. It's the 11,12 pinball sequence, sung by the Pointer Sisters.

Loving Bob Ross is easy beacuse he's beautiful.

2006-05-05T16:51:00.000-04:00

Disturbing children's book called The Monsters That Tucked Me In

The trailer for the upcoming film Snakes on a Plane I'd pay to see that movie if it was real, just for Samuel L. alone.

A hilarious article from X-E that pays tribute to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Take off your T-Shirt if you can't name a song by the band that's on it. "Take off your t-shirt Mr. Misfits, you mistook Glen Danzing for Trent Reznor once you dipshit"

2006-04-23T17:02:00.001-04:00

Thank you Newgrounds for Weed Harmless 3. Very cool flash animations about the pros and cons(well mostly pros) of cannabis use. The PSA spoofs are pretty damn funny.

Man, I sure do love Tom and Jerry. This is a classic short that I could just wacth over and over, it's called "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Mouse." Check it out.

WTF? "Terri had THC in her system..." and then BLAM she decks the bitch.

Insane breakdancer spins on his head, I don't know, about 47,000 times.

2006-04-21T13:22:00.000-04:00

Play the Tetris Gameboy edition at home or in your office. Very cool.

What's that Tom? Katie had a baby and you ate the placenta! Disturbing.

Here's an entire Ren and Stimpy episode for your viewing pleasure, and it's a classic. "Stimpy's Fan Club"

Jack White of The White Stripes finally sells out with this Coca-Cola commercial. Cool spot, but why'd ya do it Jack?

A pretty cool flash animation called Homicidal. Very well made, and the music is just so soothing.

Jackie Treehorn presents "Gutterballs" By far the greatest scene from The Big Lebowski.

11 minutes of Bob Ross and his afro doing their thing.

2006-04-14T09:03:00.000-04:00

Happy Good Friday. This one's for NDR.

Firefox rules, all other browsers are retarded.

The TV Dinner Factory. Disturbing, yet hilarious.

More Primus for you. This one's Tommy the Cat, one of my all-time favorites. "Say baby do you wanna lay down with me.."

Legion of Dogs. Legion of Doom vs. Reservoir Dogs. Another IdiotWork classic.

An assload of classic SNL clips from Badtree.

2006-04-07T11:25:00.000-04:00

Here's a few super cool Frank Frazetta paintings. He does some really brilliant science fiction/fantasy type of artwork. If you like those I recommend visiting Frank's official site.

Darth Vader vs. Japanese Police. Short, but funny because it points out how weak Vader's punk ass really is.

Chunk's Truffle Shuffle dance. I just love how angry poor Lawrence looks while he's performing.
Apparentley the Truffle Shuffle makes you impervious to bullets as well.

bcdb(big cartoon database) is like an IMDb for cartoons. An interesting resource for retro memories, and searching for obscure animations.

The Easter Bunny Hates You. Fucking hilarious.

After the Fire/Der Kommissar Cheesey 80s music at its finest.

2006-04-02T13:48:00.000-04:00

Here's a very interesting musician I just found. Bob Logg III and his music video for "Boob Scotch" Here's another one I found "String on a Stick" He reminds me alot of Beck, I dig it.

Godzilla rapping along to Busta Rhymes' "Woo-Hah" Funny as hell.

Check out some of these 80s commercials in BadTree's nostalgic stuff section.

2006-03-28T18:23:00.000-05:00

What the fuck is going on here? Insane Korean animation about shit of all things, very strange.

Gay He-Man singing 4 Non-Blondes . WTF?

Probably one of the craziest music videos of all time. The Tom-Tom club doing "Genius of Love" This one will get stuck in your head for sure.

Another vid I just love TMBG's "Birdhouse in Your Soul" Reminds me of much simpler times.

Cocaine is bad for you.

I just want BANG BANG BANG. Hilarious flash animation.

2006-03-25T09:28:00.000-05:00

Udon is yummy. Much like Ramen, but broader noodles and vaccuum packed fresh so they are still moist when you open them. Great for breakfast.

Some funny quotes from Half Baked. Brian's speech about how he thinks Killer the dog died is a classic.

Some cool 80s commercials found on the X-E website.

WTF is this all about? I think this lady forgot to take her meds.

This man wants us to believe he has Tourette's Syndrome. I don't know if this is staged or not, but it's funny as hell. My favorite is the one where he calls customer service to complain about his Colgate toothpaste.

Harpoon Lagoon is a fun little timekilling game. Spear some fish, hunt for treasure, save cash, buy better equipment.

An assload of Mitch Hedberg audio and video clips. I especially like his That 70s Show appearance.

The official website of Kamala the Ugandan Giant. Those of you who grew up in the 80s and 90s watching WWF should remember this guy.

2006-03-24T07:16:00.000-05:00

There sure are alot of F-Bombs in Scarface. Who knew?

Spiderman reviews a box of Crayola crayons. Utterly ridiculous, but for some reason I read the whole article.

Church of the Subgenius commercial. JR Bob Dobbs is the living slackmaster.

One of the greatest music videos ever made. Denis Leary's "Asshole"

The Monster Engine. An artist recreates some children's artwork in his own style. Very cool.

2006-03-20T17:05:00.000-05:00

Some really fat and rather freaky looking felines. Man, that grey one that looks like it's screaming scared the shit out of me.

I don't know if this is really one of the top 30 most famous vids ever made, but I sure like it. It's New Order doing "True Faith." Some pretty twisted imagery, very 80s.

Primus video:Mr. Krinkle. Reminds me of enormous sandwiches for some reason. If you watched the Mr. Krinkle video and liked it, check out the live version of Too Many Puppies.

Office Space meets Superfriends. I never realized TPS stood for "This Place Sucks"

The Towelie soundboard. "That's the melody to Funky Town"

"Ninja Survive" WTF???

2006-03-19T11:06:00.000-05:00

"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

The Beatles-Tomorrow Never Knows. Trippy.

I am addicted to Breakit 2. Mad props to Terry Paton, he's made some really fun games and some pretty cool art as well.

Some freaky Polish movie posters, found on RetroCrush. Some of these are so absurd it'd be almost impossible to guess the movie without the captions. Take a look at "Weekend at Bernies" for example.

The very first episode of 12 oz. Mouse. "He's rectangley, that's how you'll know him, by his rectangularness"

A list of some celebrity cannabis users. I am shocked to see Tommy Chong's name listed.

A childish flash animation that makes me laugh. An Ode to Whores.

That DangerDoom ATHF track. w0rd.